this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
(Source: spatula, via paging-doctorfaggot)
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
(Source: 01012012, via recklessbelieving)
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
(via withuiswhereiwannabe)
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via crystalclearg)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
(via recklessbelieving)
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Oh Kimmie! Your poor feet!!!
oh my god, i don’t understand why she wont wear flats
Wait a minute. Kimmie K, you are nearing the end of your pregnancy, pleeeease give your poor little toesies a break. Chiiild, that big one looks like it’s gonna rupture if she takes another step. Sit down and enjoy your pregnancy.
O M GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. KANYE DONT LUH HAA!
This is why I’m deleting
How the fuck am k supposed to deal with this
(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)
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(via the--personal--quotes)
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How did these two even win the hunger games?
(Source: stay-together-always, via recklessbelieving)
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